在某个遥远的二手次元
刚说到哪了 Where were we with this?
前期回顾
喉咙是城里最好的告密者 Throat's the city's best snitch.
但她的信息可不便宜 But her information doesn't come cheap.
威姆斯和卡瑟 他们一起长大 Vimes and Carcer. They grew up together.
以前有三十个孩子睡在这 30 kids used to sleep in here.
我不曾当过孩子 I was never a kid.
我只能照顾自己 因为没人管我 I had to take care of myself 'cause no one else would.
我得照顾你们 记得吗 Took care of you, remember?
你是狼人 You're a werewolf.
为什么不维持现在的样子 Why don't you stay like this?
因为我不仅仅是这样 Because I'm not just this.
你知道有多少小偷 Do you have any idea how many thieves
在十周的重症护理后 rethink their choice of profession
会重新考虑职业选择吗 after ten weeks of intensive nursing?
控制龙的钥匙 The key to controlling the dragon
是一把叫韦恩的会说话的剑 is a talking sword called Wayne?
还有其他魔法物品 There are other artefacts.
我们需要找到所有的物品才能控制龙 We need all of them to control the dragon.
我们必须审讯那把剑 威姆斯 We must question the sword, Vimes.
你的意思是想自己控制龙吗 长官 You're talking about controlling the Dragon yourself, sir?
不听从我的命令 后果非常致命 Failure to comply with my orders can only be fatal.
我们想让你偷一样东西 We want you to steal something.
一把剑 A sword...
如今它在愚人手中 It's in the hands of a fool.
而你只需要 All you have to do...
从他手中偷走 is take it from him.
还以为你挂了呢 Thought you'd snuffed it.
你是在量我的尺寸吗 Are you measuring me?
是帮我哥们赶尸人戴夫量的 It's for my mate, Dave The Re-animator.
他在儿童派对上表演尸体舞蹈 He does dancing corpses for kids' parties.
我不是尸体 I'm not a corpse.
不过你有点面无血色 Do look a bit peaky, though.
你的卑劣还有下限吗 Is there any low you don't sink to?
我不会把女人锁货箱里 I don't lock women in crates.
上次抱歉了 Oh, I am sorry about that.
其实我还挺享受的 Ah, quite enjoyed it, actually.
我就喜欢咱们城市的这一点 魏姆斯 See, that's what I love most about our city, Vimes.
无论发生什么 不管情况有多糟糕 Whatever happens, no matter how bad it is,
大家都会接受 帮派 公会 现在还有龙 people will take it. Gangs, then guilds. Now a dragon.
他们并不会说"可以" 但从来不会说"不行" It's not that they say "Yes," they just never say "No."
如果维帝纳尼因为他们对他不敬而杀掉一半市民 If Vetinari slaughtered half of 'em for looking at him funny,
剩下的一半市民只会... the other half, they'd just...
赶紧闪开 Snap to it.
听起来你还挺崇拜他的 Sounds like you admire him.
他是个说到做到的人 He's a man of her word.
开始画了吗 不 不 继续画 Oh, is this on? No. No, keep painting.
你穷吗 贫困潦倒吗 Are you poor? Destitute?
在寻找下一个被人利用盘剥的机会吗 Looking for your next opportunity be exploited?
幽冥大学很高兴为你提供 Unseen University is delighted offer you
在超自然处置部门短暂而有价值的工作机会 the chance of a brief but rewarding career in Supernatural Disposal.
写信给我 收件人校长 地址天空街... Write to me, The Archchancellor, Ethereal Way...
你真的没事吗 魏姆斯 You sure you're feeling all right, Vimes?
戴夫摆弄尸体还是挺风雅的 'Cause what Dave does with them corpses is very tasteful.
韦恩 我们需要你来回答 All right, Wayne. We need answers.
我的律师不在场我屁都不会说 I'm not saying shit without my solicitor.
认识这个吗 Recognise this?
没眼睛我怎么看 Yeah. Quite tricky without eyes.
这些魔法物品怎么能制服桀龙 How do these artefacts bring the Noble Dragon to heel?
我好像也没有耳朵 Not entirely sure how I can hear, either.
有人告诉我们 你曾梦到过其他的魔法物品 We were told you used to dream about other artefacts.
我能看出这逻辑狗屁不通 I can see the logic of this is bullshit.
-完全没有道理 -卡罗卜警员 - Yeah, it doesn't make much sense. - Constable Carrot,
在指控书上加上"知情不报"的罪名 add "withholding information" to the charge sheet.
-你要指控一把剑 -一把锈迹斑斑的剑 真的吗 - You're gonna charge a sword? - A rusty sword, really?
昨天它还是我见过的话最多的有刃武器 Yesterday, he was the most talkative bladed weapon I've ever met
-它耍我们呢 -它确实有点生锈了 - He's playing us. - He is a little rusty.
在墓里放了太久 Been entombed for so long,
环境温度的变化让它失去了光泽 the change in air temperature's making him tarnish.
-没错 他懂我 -谢谢 斯派克 - There you go. He's got it. - Thanks, Spike.
把这些试管洗干净 Get those test-tubes cleaned
然后你下午可以休息 如何 and then you can take the afternoon off, all right?
你是所有地精的朋友 女主人
你好啊 大人 Good day to you, my Lord.
你让我重焕光芒了 Thou restoreth me anew.
关于其他的魔法物品 你有什么能告诉我们的吗 Is there anything you can tell us about the other artefacts?
我的记忆每秒钟都在变得更清晰 My memory is becoming clearer by the second.
我们魔法物品彼此相连 有时候我们会梦到彼此 We're connected. Sometimes we dream about each other,
有时候是龙 有时候是鱿鱼 你喜欢鱿鱼吗 sometimes dragons, sometimes squid, you like squid?
立刻告诉我们如何找到其他魔法物品 Tell us how to find the other artefacts, now,
不然我就去拿我的烙铁... or I'll fetch my soldering iron...
那个巫师呢 What about the Sorcerer?
他创造了魔法书后 自己也发生了变化 对吧 After he created the Grimoire, something changed him, didn't it?
他把你送人了 想把你藏起来 Gave you all away. He hid you.
有一件事 我当时没多想 There was this one thing, didn't think much of it at the time.
巫师让一个人把其中一件魔法物品藏在... The Sorcerer told someone to hide one of the others in, erm,
我想想 是哪来着 now, let me see, what was it?
黑暗中的黑暗 The dark in the dark.
-就这 -你为什么要说两遍黑暗 - Is that it? - Why'd you say it twice?
好让大家回头都能记得 So everyone remembers it later.
-你好啊 -威姆斯 - Whoa, there. - Vimes.
这剑是个说话拐弯抹角的混蛋 This sword is a cryptic arsehole.
-谢谢夸奖 -你要跟我走 - Thank you. - You're coming with me.
长官 我们奉命审问韦恩... Sir, we have orders to interrogate Wayne and...
命令有变 New orders.
警卫厅
告诉我们你要去哪 警监 Tell us where you're going, Captain.
有一个校长用来倾倒魔法垃圾的湖 There's a lake where the Archchancellor dumps magical waste.
-你要把韦恩扔了 -垃圾都交给我吧 - So, you're dumping Wayne? - I'll do the dumping round here.
他们以前会雇我们这种街头小混混把垃圾运去倒掉 They used pay us street kids to cart rubbish out to it.
我喜欢倒垃圾 I like to dump.
垃圾一碰到水面就会溶解 It would dissolve as soon as it hit the water.
我曾经是知名的垃圾女爵 I was once known as the Duchess of Dump.
不分昼夜 Any day, any night...
这是维帝纳尼勋爵的命令吗 And Lord Vetinari wants this?
-他还有很多信息可以告诉我们 -龙怎么办 - He can tell us so much more. - And the dragon?
一头没人能控制的野兽 A wild animal no one can control
总好过一件落到坏人手里的武器 is better than a weapon in the wrong hands.
这是维帝纳尼的意思还是你的 Is that Vetinari talking or you?
韦恩会说话 它是活生生的 长官 Wayne speaks, and he's alive, Sir.
-而我们不是刽子手 -听我说行吗 - And we're not executioners. - Will you listen to me?
如果我不执行这个命令 维帝纳尼就会处决我 If I don't carry out this order, Vetinari will execute me.
所以我必须这么干 就我自己 So I'm doing this. Just me.
没有什么"就你自己" There is no "Just me."
以后都不会了 我们是一个团队 Not any more. We're a team.
那是故意亵渎公共建筑 触犯了... That is the deliberate desecration of a public building under...
《刑事损害法》第二条 长官 Section 2 of the Criminal Damage Act, Sir.
继续多看法律书 小子 Keep reading those law books, son.
绮莉 别放弃那个拼图 Cheery, don't give up on that jigsaw puzzle.
安谷娃 Angua!
我现在升你为警监 I'm promoting you to Captain.
暂时代你 长官 Temporarily, sir.
我要你们去查出是谁 And I want you all to find whoever's responsible
侮辱了警卫厅 for insulting the dignity of the Watch House.
那不是污辱 威姆斯 那是反抗 It's not an insult, Vimes. It means resist.
这表明人们开始相信 It's a sign that people are starting to believe,
我们一起 能让一切变得更好 that we, together, can make things better.
照顾好他们 兰金女士 Look after them, Lady Ramkin.
我们是要踏上伟大的征程吗 Are we about to embark on an epic quest?
他怎么了 What's wrong with him?
卫 兵 第一季 第五集
灵感来自特里·普拉切特爵士笔下人物
你们是我的摇钱树 我最能干的手下 You are my top earners. My best.
金英 没有你进不去的楼 La Creme, no building you can't burgle.
贼眉 把手从我兜里拿出来 你这混蛋 Shifty? Get that hand out of my pocket, ya filth.
当然 还有... And of course, there's, erm...
-布莱恩 -布莱恩 - Brian. - Brian.
布莱恩 你偷... Brian. And you steal...
-身份 -当然 没错 - Identities. - Of course. Right.
所以我才不知道该怎么称呼他 今天叫布莱恩是吧 That's why I didn't now what to call... Brian today, is it?
权力是什么 What is power?
恐惧 Fear.
恐惧能让人记住你 Fear makes people remember you.
尊敬你 Respect you.
接受难以想象的事实 Accept the unthinkable.
控制人们的恐惧 You control what people fear...
就能控制他们 You control them.
说得好 Yep, good speech.
我和我的新小队 So, me and my new squad here
有办法让掌控天空的生物 have a way of making what stalks the skies above
变成我们的小跟班 into our B-I-T-C-H.
就是桀龙 The Noble Dragon.
没错 That's right...
你能等会再来吗 Could you give us a minute, please?
拜托 我正在讲话呢 Please, I'm right in the middle of something.
你们只要把剑从警卫队那偷过来就行了 All you need to do is steal this sword from The Watch.
只要拿到剑 我们就能控制桀龙 Once we have it, we'll control the dragon.
这座城市就是我们的了 And the city, is ours.
傻逼 Dickhead.
我建议用蒙太奇手法剪辑时小心走路 My advice would be to look where you're going when you montage.
才出城一公里多 你就倒下了 Only a mile outside the city and you've already fallen over?
还顺利吗 威姆斯 Good walk, Vimes?
我 I...
是故意的 快速下坡 Meant do that. Quickest way down.
我不是让你们待在警卫厅吗 I thought I told you to stay put.
安谷娃警监让我们跟着你 长官 Captain Angua told us to follow you, Sir.
-她说也许会很有危险 -危险 - Said it might be dangerous. - Dangerous?
这里只是荒地 绝对安全 It's just wasteland. It's perfectly safe.
那是绞刑架吗 Are those gallows?
那只是一扇门 你们俩给我回来 It's only a gate. Come back here, the pair of you.
幽冥大学 虚幻地产 校长规定 不得擅入
这片荒地死人还挺多 警监 Kind of busy for a wasteland, Captain.
之前可没有 These weren't here before.
绝对安全吗 Perfectly safe?
看起来他们把自己撕碎了 Looks like they ripped themselves apart.
把自己的脊椎拔出来可不容易 It takes a lot to rip out your own spine.
为什么会有人这么对自己下狠手 What would make you want do something like that yourself?
我们时不时都会想拧下自己的脑袋 We've all wanted pull off our own heads from time to time.
我要你们俩立刻回去 Now, I want you both to go back right now.
这里明显和你上次来的时候不一样 Listen, something's obviously different from when you were last here.
我还是得继续下去 I still have to go through with it.
你确定吗 威姆斯 Are you sure, Vimes?
不只是你做过的事 It's not just what you did.
还有你将要做的每件事 It's everything you're gonna do.
好吧 行 Okay. Okay.
但要是遇上麻烦 你们就得走 But if there's any trouble, you get out.
就得回去 明白吗 You go. Understand?
警监 韦恩是强大的魔法物品 Captain? Wayne's a powerful magical artefact.
如果我们要溶解它 可能会有严重的后果 If we try dissolve him, there could be catastrophic consequences.
那我们到了湖边躲远点 So we get clear when we get to the lake.
至少把剑给我拿一会吧 At least let me carry him for a while.
我可以做些测试 确定是否安全 I can run some tests. Make sure it's safe.
你也不想把我们全都炸飞吧 You don't want blow us all up, do you?
湖在中轴向八公里外 Lake is five miles Hubwards.
这个地方 This place...
他们很快就会回来的 They'll be back soon.
刚给一个生命判了死刑 What's left to come back to when you've just sentenced
还有回来的意义吗 a living creature to death?
-它只是一把剑 -他只是一把剑 - It's just a sword. - He's just a sword.
为什么警监这么急于放弃 Why is the Captain so ready throw away
我们想做的一切 everything we're trying to be?
我们想做什么 卡罗卜 And what are we trying to be, Carrot?
做得更好 Better.
有时候是没办法的事 Sometimes things can't be helped.
无论什么时候杀生都是一样的 安谷娃 There's no sometimes when it comes being a killer, Angua.
你怎么知道这句话的 "黑暗中的黑暗" How do you know those words, "The dark in the dark?"
你不能溶解我 You can't dissolve me.
-回答我 韦恩 -我是你兄弟 - Answer me, Wayne. - I am your brother.
绮莉 它说什么 Cheery, what is he saying?
好吧 我不是你兄弟 但是 All right, I'm not your brother, but...
-值得一试 -没什么 - it was worth... - Nothing.
绮莉 也许 Maybe, Cheery,
剑应该由我来拿 I should carry him.
如果你听不到我说话 那就是白说 If you can't hear me, there's no point.
我是一把会说话的剑 独一无二的 I'm a talking sword. I'm one of a kind.
蒙住我是一种折磨 To cover me up is torture.
那是什么 What is that?
看起来像我们以前扔进湖里的那些东西 Looks like the things we used to dump in the lake.
校长失败的发明 The Archchancellor's failed inventions.
可能是某种刑具 Some kind of torture instrument, maybe.
但是为什么会被扔在这里 But why has it been dumped here?
它对我们有反应 It's reacting to us.
这玩意是从哪来的 Where the hell did that come from?
小心点 Whoa, careful.
这是用来走路的吗 Is it for walking?
原地不动那走路还有什么意义 What's the point of walking if you don't go anywhere?
真奇怪 That's weird.
别丢掉我们
这份投诉更奇怪 Not any weirder than this complaint.
别丢掉我们
这些发明是幽冥大学 Unseen University steals these inventions
从一个叫球形世界的地方偷来的 from a place called Roundworld.
它们怎么没被扔进湖里 Why isn't all this stuff in the lake?
你上次来这里是什么时候 威姆斯 When were you last here, Vimes?
在我加入警卫队很久之前了 Long before I joined The Watch.
这些物体在到处泄漏魔法能量 These objects are leaking thaumic energy everywhere.
而我们正在这种能量中穿行吗 And we're walking through that energy right now?
我们得小心行事 We need to tread carefully.
我认为我们越接近那些物体 I think the closer we get to those objects,
越会扰乱它们的能量 使它们转移 the more it disturbs their energy, it displaces them.
就像是它们不想待在这里 It's like they don't want be here.
那这种能量呢 它有害吗 And this energy? Is it harmful?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
这是纯粹的魔法 It's pure, undiluted magic.
没人能幸免 No one's safe from that.
所以那些人才把自己撕碎吗 Is that why those people were ripping themselves apart?
-不太可能 -是吗 - Doubt it. - Really?
不 很有可能 No, not really.
坏掉的东西和魔法能量 Broken things and thaumic energy.
在一起没好事 It's not a good combination.
警告 这些设备吃小孩
投诉是这里发来的 The complaint came from down there.
怎么会有人投诉没被抢劫 Who complains about not being robbed?
太可怕了 It was terrible.
我 我预订了一桩抢劫 I... I pre-booked the robbery,
特意订在中午 chose a noon slot
这样我就知道小偷什么时候会来 so I'd know when the Thieves were coming.
但是... But then...
你慢慢说 Just take your time.
他们只是从我身边走过 They just walked past me.
我不知道这个世界会变成什么样子 I don't know what this world's coming to.
我也预订了一桩抢劫 I paid for a scheduled mugging, too.
我们都是好市民 遵循公会规定 We're good citizens. Comply with Guild rules.
把它视为我们的社会责任 Accept it's our social duty.
结果却发生这种事 Only for this to happen.
这下我们不知道什么时候会遇袭了 Now we don't know when we'll be attacked.
我明白 我们理解 I know. We understand.
你们不想住在更好的城市里吗 Don't you wanna live in a better city?
人人遵纪守法 Like a law-abiding place where no one is
没人有义务遇袭的城市 duty-bound to be attacked?
当然想 但我们不是生活在完美的世界里 Yeah, but, we don't live in that perfect world,
你说对吗 警员 do we, Constable?
那你要拿这个世界怎么办 So what are you gonna do about this one, eh?
这才是问题所在 That's the question.
不 问题在于 No. The question is,
负责这一片的小偷都去哪了 where are the Thieves that work this patch?
他们不会轻易交出那把剑的 布莱恩 They won't give up the sword easily, Brian.
我现在叫斯特凡诺了 Oh, it's Stefano now.
他们会反抗的 They'll fight.
他们会失败的 They'll lose.
跟着布莱恩 应该是斯特凡诺 快去 Go with Brian... Ugh, Stefano. Go.
我的心思已经不在这了
湿衣物脱水机
别动 Don't move.
我没动 I'm not moving.
把项链给我 Give me the necklace.
莉迪亚 Lydia?
又开始偷东西了 Back to stealing?
你怎么了 What happened to you?
你是我的得意门生 You were my star student.
你赢得了最快改过自新奖 You won Most Rapid Rehabilitation...
这不管用 兰金女士 It doesn't work, Lady Ramkin.
你试过的方法都不管用 Nothing you ever tried to do works.
全都破灭了 It's all broken.
-我太早放走你了 -你做不到 - I let you go too soon. - You can't do it.
你无法改变别人 You can't change people.
你把我抓走前我有家庭 I had a family before you took me.
全家都是小偷乞丐敲诈犯 A family of thieves and beggars and blackmailers
但那仍是个家庭 but still a family.
当我想改过自新 他们抛弃了我 When I wanted to go straight, they abandoned me.
我孤身一人 I was alone.
你让我成了孤儿 You orphaned me.
怎么回事 What's happening?
她要掐死自己 She's throttling herself.
肯定是因为魔法 It must be the magic.
克拉其咖啡能让她清醒 来吧 Klatchian coffee will sort her out. Come on.
喝下去 西碧尔 Drink it, Sybil.
很好 很好 Very good, very good.
西碧尔 Sybil.
你必须得回去了 You've got to go back.
你看起来很累 威姆斯 You look tired, Vimes.
让我拿着韦恩 Let me take Wayne.
在一起没好事 兰金女士 Not a good combination, Lady Ramkin.
冯·乌博瓦德警士 Corporal von Uberwald,
铁铸警员 Constable Irounfoundersson.
我之前都不知道龙崽会唱歌 I never knew young dragons could sing.
它很特别 长官 He's, um, special, Sir.
我来是为了问问审讯的进展 I've come here to check on the progress of the interrogation.
那把剑 The sword.
威姆斯在这吗 Is Vimes here?
-不在 -在 - No. - Yes.
-在 -不在 - Yes. - No.
警监和绮莉警士带那把剑出去放风了 The Captain and Corporal Cheery took the sword out for a walk.
带一个犯人放风哪用得着两个人 Why would it need two of them to walk a prisoner?
可惜我老爸不能亲眼见证 My old man could see me now.
厄尔多·范·皮尤 这个伟大的名字 The great name, Urdo van Pew,
将永远和权力划上等号 forever synonymous with power.
我六岁时父亲带我来到这里 My father brought me here when I was six.
没有公会肯收他 No guild would have him.
所以他养活我们的唯一办法就是偷东西 So the only way he could feed us was to steal.
这是个高尚的职业 It's a noble profession.
-你手上没拿剑啊 -剑不见了 - I don't see a sword. - It's gone.
记得我们以前常去的那个湖吗 Remember the lake we used to go to?
现在那周围的土地被魔法污染了 The lands around it are now magically contaminated
全是校长的各种试验品 by the Archchancellor's experiments.
任何未受保护擅自闯入的人 Anyone who trespasses unprotected
都会干扰到它们的魔法能量场 disturbs their thaumic energy fields.
把它们送到城里那些人出发的地方 Sends them back into the part of the city they set out from.
那对我有什么用 How does that help me?
我刚刚在警卫厅旁边看到了一个 I just saw one by The Watch House.
它不想被丢掉 It doesn't want to be thrown away.
威姆斯要溶解那把剑 Vimes is gonna dissolve the sword.
恕我冒昧 谁才是这的头儿 Er, excuse me, who's in charge here?
刚才的喝彩是属于我们两个人的 I think the applause was for both speeches.
窃贼公会杀了我父亲 The Thieves' Guild killed my dad,
你现在还在他们地盘上 so you're still on their territory.
我那时候不在 I wasn't around then.
但现在你在了 But you are now.
这地方总是像被暴徒洗劫了一样吗 Does this place always look like it's been ransacked by a mob?
我们会收拾干净的 长官 We're gonna clean it up, Sir.
我要是你也会这么做 I would, if I were you.
威姆斯警监回来后 I want Captain Vimes
叫他来汇报审讯进度 to deliver a progress report on his return.
你是我见过最不会撒谎的 You are the worst liar I've ever met.
好吧 这不是维帝纳尼干的 Yeah, well, Vetinari didn't do this...
那个犯人 The prisoner.
谁来过这里 剪嘴鸥 Who was here, Skimmer?
我不是要越狱 I'm not trying to escape.
我只是喜欢吃...墙 I just like eating the... wall.
窃贼公会 Thieves' Guild.
在乌博瓦德我们没有汤匙 只有挖勺 You know in Uberwald we don't have spoons, we have scoops.
用来挖猎物肚子里的内脏 To scrape innards out of our prey's carcass.
金英 La Creme,
贼眉 匆匆和斯特凡诺 Shifty, Woosh and Stefano,
都是好手 their top guys.
他们想要那把剑 They wanted the sword.
能把勺子还给我吗 Can I have my spoon back, please?
卡瑟和窃贼公会联手了 Carcer's cut a deal with The Thieves' Guild.
而警监要是继续他的计划 And if the Captain goes ahead with his plan
维帝纳尼会处死他 Vetinari will execute him.
所以他升你为警监了 That's why he made you Captain.
他觉得自己回不来了 He doesn't think he'll be coming back.
他差不多可以了 He's almost ready.
魔法能量有副作用 The thaumic energy has side effects.
校长派去的流浪汉们说 The drifters the Archchancellor sends in there
副作用迫使他们看到内心的伤痛 talk about how it compels them to see what's broken inside.
你有办法保护我们吗 You have a way to protect us?
这个魔咒应该能 Well, this Charm should
把针对我们的副作用转移到他身上 displace whatever would have happened to us onto him.
他的内心会崩溃 His mind will be destroyed.
很好 Good.
我们快到了 We're almost there.
开始吧 Let's go!
你找错人了 警员 You've got the wrong man, Constable.
我是小偷 不是告密者 I'm a thief, not a snitch.
我从没见过他 Never seen him before.
你连看都没看一眼 You didn't even look.
那些钱哪来的 And that bundle of notes?
窃贼公会有新规定 There's new rules for thieves.
你们不是应该把所有盈利都交给刺客公会吗 Aren't you meant to be giving all profits to The Assassins' Guild?
看一看 Look at it!
这是围栏斯图 This is Stu the Fence.
他说卡瑟和厄尔多来过这里 Says Carcer and Urdo were here.
没错吧 斯图 That's right, isn't it, Stu?
对不对 斯图 Isn't it, Stu?
对 Yeah.
他在哪里 Where is he?
说啊 Well?
他和老大去了城外的一个湖 Him and the boss is headed to a lake outside the city.
如果你们现在就走 也许可以赶上他们 If you leave now, you might catch them.
小子 Boy...
小子 Boy!
站住 Stop!
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
萨姆 萨姆·威姆斯 Sam. Sam Vimes.
你一个人到这里来太危险了 萨姆 It's too dangerous for you to be out here on your own, Sam.
别害怕 Don't be afraid.
萨姆 Sam!
卡瑟 Carcer?
对不起 先生 我得走了 Sorry, mister. I have to go.
不 你们俩等等 别走 No, wait, both of you! Don't go!
萨姆 Sam!
他也中招了 绮莉 It's got a hold of him, too, Cheery.
快点 Hurry.
-警监 警监 -快点 威姆斯 喝下去 - Captain. Captain. - Come on, Vimes. Drink.
就这样 That's it.
快醒醒 醒醒啊 Come on. Wake up. Wake up.
威姆斯 快醒醒 威姆斯 威姆斯 Vimes, wake up. Come on, Vimes. Vimes!
不行 为什么不管用 It's not working. Why's it not working?
这不管用 兰金女士 It doesn't work, Lady Ramkin.
好 就这样 Yep, that's it.
快醒醒 警监 快醒醒 Come on, Captain. Come on.
在那 There!
我太累了 I'm so tired.
也许是时候了 Maybe it's time.
没错 是我 Yeah. It's me.
该停止了 To stop?
也许吧 Maybe.
停止什么 Stop what?
旁观 萨姆·威姆斯 停止旁观 Watching, Sam Vimes. Watching.
你认为我不该把剑扔进湖里 You don't think I should throw the sword into the lake?
你试过的方法都不管用 Nothing you ever tried to do works.
都不管用 Nothing works.
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin...
你做不到 You can't do it.
你无法改变别人 You can't change people.
我们被太多魔法能量场包围了 We're caught between too many Thaumic Fields.
所以他才醒不过来 That's why he's not coming out of it.
我们得把他搬离这里 We need to get him clear.
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin?
我们得毁掉韦恩 We need to destroy Wayne.
你之前在和它悄悄说什么 What were you whispering to him back there?
那不重要 That doesn't matter.
别这样做 Don't do this.
我会找到其他的魔法物品 I'm going to find the other artefacts.
控制那条龙 然后我会做出改变 Control that dragon. And I will make a change.
但我凝视过维帝纳尼的眼睛 But I looked into Vetinari's eyes.
而你害怕在他眼中看到的东西 And you were afraid of what looked back,
就像这条狗害怕你 like this dog is afraid of you.
害怕我 Afraid of me?
那你还老往我身上尿 You used to piss on me.
因为它对人类感到愤怒 Because it is angry with your kind.
所以它一有机会就往他们身上尿 So it pisses on them whenever it can.
咬任何想摸它的人 Bites anyone who tries to touch it.
停止旁观 Stop watching.
开始相信 Start believing.
所以你是说 So, you're telling me
最坏的情况并非不可避免吗 the worst isn't inevitable?
不 我是说我好像 No. I'm telling you I appear to be
暂时被困在狗的身体里了 temporarily trapped in a dog.
还有我刚说的 让你开始相信 And also, that first part I just said, about believing...
你没在听吗 Weren't you listening?
他需要你 兰金女士 He needs you, Lady Ramkin!
他有你 一直都有你 He's got you. He always had.
振作 警监 Come on, Captain.
振作 Come on.
不 绮莉 停下 No, Cheery. Stop!
那不是真的 It's not real!
停下 Stop!
拜托你停下 停下停下 不 Stop, please. Stop. Stop. No!
不只是你做过的事 It's not just what you did...
还有你将要做的每件事 It's everything you're gonna do.
拿着这个 Take this.
萨姆 Sam.
萨姆 Sam!
我不想把那些都丢掉 I don't want to throw it all away.
绮莉 Cheery!
绮莉 Cheery.
我们出来了吗 出来了吗 Are we out? Are we out of it?
出来了 Yes.
她试图拿走它 警监 She tried to take it, Captain.
如果想做出改变 就需要权力 If you want change you need power.
任何那样渴望权力的人 Anybody who wants power that bad
都不应该拥有它 shouldn't have it.
那样说你就是完美的领袖了 对吗 Well, then that would make you the perfect leader, wouldn't it?
湖在那边 Lake's that way.
我们得在他们之前找到警监 We have to get to the Captain before them.
安谷娃 Angua?
一 二 One. Two.
三 Three.
四 Four...
五 Five...
六 七 Six, seven...
-怎么了 -八 - What's going on? - Eight.
九 Nine.
十 Ten.
我准备好迎接我的生日惊喜了 Ready for my birthday surprise!
这是为你好 安谷娃 It's for your own good, Angua.
别丢下我 外婆 Don't leave me. Grandma.
别丢下我 外婆 Don't leave me! Grandma!
拜托别丢下我 回来 Don't leave me please! Come back!
谁来帮帮我 Help me!
安谷娃 Angua!
不 No.
你外婆让我来找你 Your grandma told me to find you.
格蕾琴 走开 Gretchen, go away.
这是个陷阱 It's a trap.
快跑 格蕾琴 Run away, Gretchen.
这样不安全 快走 It's not safe. Leave now!
我为什么要离开你 Why would I run away from you?
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend.
不 格蕾琴 快跑 No, Gretchen! Go!
我不会离开你的 I'm not gonna leave you.
你该接受真正的自己了 安谷娃 It's time you accepted what you are, Angua.
这是我们的血脉 It's in our blood.
我要告诉妈妈 Wait till Mother finds out.
安谷娃 Angua.
亲爱的 Darling.
你必须学会 You had to learn.
这是为族人好 For the good of the pack,
我们永远不能和人类做朋友 we can never be friends with humans.
你早就知道 You knew?
安谷娃 Angua...
我永远不能和人类做朋友 I can never be friends with humans.
我不仅仅是人类 I'm not just a human,
对吗 am I?
就像你不仅仅是狼人 Like you're not just a werewolf?
韦恩不仅仅是把剑 And Wayne's not just a sword.
我也不会离开你 And I'm not gonna run away from you either.
你现在有不同的伙伴了 You're in a different pack now.
如果你们放我走 So if you'll just let me go
我发誓绝不会对任何人说这事 I swear I won't say anything to anyone about any of this.
我会退休去农场 I'll retire to a farm.
被打成一副犁铧 Get beaten into a ploughshare,
辛勤耕耘土地 直到生命的尽头 toil the land until the end of my days.
放我走吧 这事我们翻篇了 Just let me go in peace and we'll say nothing more about it.
你意下如何 What do you say?
让这个城市拥有你太危险 It's too dangerous to let the city have you.
-威姆斯 -听着 你不必这样做 - Vimes. - Look, you don't have to do this.
别放弃这个机会 Don't give up on this chance.
你必须这样做 警监 You have to do it, Captain.
该死 不是吧 Shit. Really?
不 不 不要 请别这样 No. No, don't. Please, don't.
我必须告诉你一件事 There's something I must tell you.
我是你兄弟 I am your brother!
是湖中仙女 It's a Lady of the Lake.
什么 A what?
在被魔法污染的水中形成的仙女 Ladies form in magically contaminated water.
我不是你兄弟 I am not your brother!
妈的 Bollocks.
要命了 Shit the bit.
看啊 Behold.
这下可好 Oh, great.
仙女已经发话了 The Lady has spoken.
你为什么不穿双好点的靴子 Why aren't you wearing decent boots?
对了 没错 Oh, yeah, that's right.
"我的靴子只要十块钱" "My boots cost $10."
别动 警监 别动 Don't move, Captain. Don't move.
-要命了 是吧 -只伤到了边上 - Shits on a bit, doesn't he? - It's just at the edge.
我想她瞄准的是你的脚趾 I think she was actually aiming for your toe.
看你这德行 Now look at you.
她不想让我们把剑扔了 She doesn't want us to throw him away.
那她想怎样 Well, what does she want?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们该拿这把剑怎么办 What should we do with the swo...
你必须用她的称号 You have to use her title.
-湖中... -湖中 - Lady of the... - Lady...
仙女 of the Lake.
然后问一个具体的问题 And ask a specific question.
威姆斯 Is Vimes
丢掉这把剑是对的吗 right to get rid of the sword?
这意思是不对 Well, that's a no.
湖中仙女 Lady of the Lake...
如果我不这样做 If I don't do this...
未来会发生什么 what happens in the future?
这座城市会怎样 To the city?
我们会怎样 To us?
我会怎样 To me?
看起来很让人失望 I'd be disappointed with that.
等等 Wait.
反抗 Resist?
我觉得这次是真的 I think this one's real.
非常真实 Oh, it's very real.
你说不只是我做过的事 You said it's not just what I did.
还有我将要做的事 It's what am I gonna do.
我将要做什么 What am I gonna do?
什么也做不了了 Nothing now.
快走 那边 快 Move! That way. Go!
-那把剑 -他们人太多 快走 - The sword. - There's too many of them. Come on.
快进那里面去 别管它是什么 Get into to that. Whatever it is.
这到底是什么 What the hell is it?
我不知道 I have no idea.
摧毁那把剑不是维帝纳尼的命令 对吧 警监 Destroying the sword wasn't Vetinari's order, was it, Captain?
为什么湖中仙女把剑扔回来了 Why did the Lady of the Lake throw it back to me?
因为她知道把剑交给你是正确的 Because she knew it would be in the right hands.
我们不能直接扔了 We can't throw this away.
现在真轮到你做警监了 Now you really are Captain.
这次 待在这里 And this time, stay here.
你们所有人 明白了吗 All of you. Right?
你们能... Can you fellas...
长官 在你惩罚我之前 Sir, before you do whatever it is you're gonna do with me,
我想推荐安谷娃警士 I'd like to recommend Corporal Angua
晋升为警监 for promotion to Captain.
有了她 绮莉和那小子 Between her, Cheery and the kid
你就有了所需的一切 you've got everything you need.
我拒绝 I refuse.
这伙人不会丢下同伴 This pack doesn't leave anyone behind.
如果你要受惩罚 And if you're gonna be punished...
那我们也一起 Then so are we.
没有你就没有警卫队 警监 The Watch doesn't work without you, Captain.
西碧尔·兰金女士 Lady Sybil Ramkin.
海洛克·维帝纳尼勋爵 Lord Havelock Vetinari.
真意外看到你和他们在一起 Unusual company you've been keeping.
他们非常在乎这座城市的未来 They care very deeply about the future of this city.
和你一样吗 兰金女士 As much as you do, Lady Ramkin?
我只做必要之事 I do what I must.
这就是你要做的 And now this?
这就是我要做的 And now this.
要是安科莫波克城的一位贵族被刺杀 The inhumation of an aristocrat in Ankh-Morpork
根本就不会引起注意 兰金女士 would be quite unremarkable, Lady Ramkin.
要是仅有的那些 The sudden disappearance
愿意为他人牺牲自己的人突然消失 of the only people willing to sacrifice themselves for the sake of others
就会很显眼了 维帝纳尼勋爵 wouldn't be, Lord Vetinari.
我明白了 I see.
威姆斯警监 Captain Vimes.
我希望你 I would like you
和你勇敢的警官们 and your brave officers
去逮捕窃贼公会的会长 to arrest the Head of The Thieves' Guild
以及任何曾帮助过逃犯卡瑟·邓恩的人 and anybody else who aided the fugitive Carcer Dun.
你想让我们宣战吗 You want us to declare war?
去为他人牺牲自己 To sacrifice yourself for the sake of others.
对了 可以的话把剑找回来吧 Oh, and would you retrieve the sword if you can?
我非常在乎这座城市的未来 I care very deeply about the future of this city.
绮莉修好了 你看 Cheery fixed it. Look.
你说得对 这是用来走路的 You were right. It is for walking.
犯人可以自己在牢房里放风了 The prisoner can walk himself now.
不需要我们带他出去了 He won't need us to do it.
注意了 各位 Heads up, team.
卡罗卜警员 Constable Carrot,
你刚来的时候 when you first got here
试图逮捕窃贼公会的会长 you tried to arrest the Head of the Thieves' Guild.
现在你可以正大光明地逮捕了 Now you're gonna get to do it for real.
所以你最好做好准备 So you better be ready.
你们最好都做好准备 You all better be ready,
因为我不知道接下来会怎么样 'cause I have no idea how this is gonna go.
最重要的是 Most importantly,
谁来喊"突击搜查" who gets to shout, "This is a raid?"
我吗 Me?
如果大家都坚持的话 Well... Only if you insist.
我还带了个家伙 有备无患 I brought this old thing, just in case.
绮莉 Cheery.
你之前在和那把剑说什么 What were you talking about with the sword?
我知道"黑暗中的黑暗"是什么意思 兰金女士 I know what "the dark in the dark" means, Lady Ramkin.
这是我们找到下一件魔法物品的途径 It's how we find the next artefact.
而且这让我很害怕 And it terrifies me.